I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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