I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I need moral support for this bender
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
