too bad you live with your parents still
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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