Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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