I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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