if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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