U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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