Christians are straight up FREAKS
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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