So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
