Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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