Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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