ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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