: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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