Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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