I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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