Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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