the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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