Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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