I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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