# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How does it feel to date your dad?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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