This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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