Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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