Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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