porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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