Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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