The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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