im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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