I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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