no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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