Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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