butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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