My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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