he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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