Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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