Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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