Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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