bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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