i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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