...so i touched it.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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