yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
