Sponge bath it is.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This baby is an asshole
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I licked your asshole in confidence.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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