you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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