Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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