How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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