you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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