I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
