youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She bit a glass in half.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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