Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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