dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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