she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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