If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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