if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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