Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
