i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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