So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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