A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
wanna go halves on a baby?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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