The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You pole danced in your parka.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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