i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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