she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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